Jurassic Park (1993)
the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
He’s a stone cold killer and a space pirate and he loves the bauble hat that his mother crocheted for him. LOVE!
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Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove
Obviously he was previous groove was ended by being turned into a Llama. And that time it got thrown off.
I feel like being friends with Joss Whedon and his group is the key to heaven in nerdom.
![bubbleslayer:
(boost the signal)
Charles Ramsey is a hero. He doesn’t wear a suit of high-tech armor. He doesn’t wear a cape. He’s just an ordinary guy,living an ordinary life.
Then, he saw a woman asking for help.
And he helped her.
He didn’t walk away.
He didn’t think of himself.
He just helped her.
It took less than a day for someone to make this heroic man into a joke.
As proud as Charles Ramsey makes me to be a human, those people make me ashamed.
No, he doesn’t speak perfectly.
No, he didn’t take the time to fix his hair before he went on camera.
He’s an African American man from an economically depressed neighborhood, city, and state.
And for that, he’s mocked and ridiculed.
It breaks my heart.
Now, in yet another heroic moment Mr. Ramsey’s response to Anderson Cooper’s inquiry about a possible reward Charles has proven he’s truly worthy of the hero mantle.
No, no, no. Bro, I’m a Christian, an American, and just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way. It’s just that you got to put that – being a coward, and I don’t want to get in nobody’s business. You got to put that away for a minute…I tell you what you do, give [the reward] to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? […] 2203 Seymour. Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to—that little girl[.]
Thank you Charles Ramsey.
Thank you.
The full interview w/ Anderson Cooper can be found here.
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(boost the signal)
Charles Ramsey is a hero. He doesn’t wear a suit of high-tech armor. He doesn’t wear a cape. He’s just an ordinary guy,living an ordinary life.
Then, he saw a woman asking for help.
And he helped her.
He didn’t walk away.
He didn’t think of himself.
He just helped her.
It took less than a day for someone to make this heroic man into a joke.
As proud as Charles Ramsey makes me to be a human, those people make me ashamed.
No, he doesn’t speak perfectly.
No, he didn’t take the time to fix his hair before he went on camera.
He’s an African American man from an economically depressed neighborhood, city, and state.
And for that, he’s mocked and ridiculed.
It breaks my heart.
Now, in yet another heroic moment Mr. Ramsey’s response to Anderson Cooper’s inquiry about a possible reward Charles has proven he’s truly worthy of the hero mantle.
No, no, no. Bro, I’m a Christian, an American, and just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way. It’s just that you got to put that – being a coward, and I don’t want to get in nobody’s business. You got to put that away for a minute…I tell you what you do, give [the reward] to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? […] 2203 Seymour. Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to—that little girl[.]
Thank you Charles Ramsey.Thank you.The full interview w/ Anderson Cooper can be found here.
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::sighs::
That is some blasphemous bull shit.
Can she stop with food? She makes me so angry. 25 cookbooks, and a cooking magazine, and I’m a better cook! She’s made a fortune out of this!
Oh gods no. No. Please stop. Please. For the love of all that is good and sweet and kind and worthwhile in this world, could we please just all agree to end this nonsense that is Sandra Lee pretending that what she does is cooking? I’d buy it if it were marketed under some sort of arts and crafts thing, or maybe performance art. If this is all one big joke and it’s a statement on our consumer society, then I am all in.
But that is not cooking.
And that’s not fucking mole.
Seriously, this is literally “buy frozen tamales and use a sauce from a can, then put it on pre-made Mexican rice.” That’s not a recipe! How does she have 25 books about this? I feel insulted that someone makes a living doing this.
(On the other hand, at least this “recipe” didn’t involve using pudding cups, so… No, it’s still terrible.)
I mean, Sandra Lee on Fox News. All we need is Harold Reynolds telling her to bunt, and we’ve basically got my trifecta of things I dislike about cable TV…
This is why I hate this alcoholic hack. Let’s not forget her other indiscretions, the Hanukkah cake, the Kwanzaa cake. Her show is 80% added sliced American to Easy Mac and calling it homemade and 20% unnecessary alcohol combinations.Her demographic is 40 year old housewives from Ohio who think hotdogs wrapped in bisquick is high brow.
For example, this culinary monstrosity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA
For even more giggles, here’s what Anthony Bourdain, our lord and savory savior, has to say on Sandra Lee:
